Susan Mayer
Man, it hurts to award someone as completely annoying as Susan the coveted Housewife of the Week, but this week was pretty blah and none of the others would have their name attached to it. She is, after all, silly people. Edie came up with the idea Susan should marry for insurance, and Susan thought it was smashing! Edie found Susan a gay guy afraid to come out to his mother, and Susan went along with it. But his boyfriend got upset, and SUSAN GOT LEFT AT THE ALTAR BY A GAY MAN. It's every Susan-hater's dream come true. But then Karl agreed to marry her, as long as it was kept secret from Edie. Oh, this isn't going to go well.
Other Highlights Lynette didn't like the straight guy frat pranks her boss, Ed, and Tom were up to, so she ate a pound of raw bacon to make it stop. Sure, let's make our Academy AWard Nominated Actress eat a pound of RAW bacon. It'll be SMASHING. Gabrielle became friends with a Chinese woman previously kept as a slave. Noah Taylor found out he had a grandson, and Bree got Betty Applewhite to spill the secret. Caleb killed someone with an ax. The show ends with him watching Danielle... |
