Gabrielle Solis
She started a prison riot. Her husband only agreed to use her lawyer only after he threatened to pursue her and sleep with her if Carlos didn't accept him as her lawyer. She then nearly had sex with the lawyer to see if he was really in love with her. She was upset when her gardner found a new older woman to diddle. She talked someone out of getting breast implants despite Carlos needing her to get the implants or the girl's boyfriend would beat him up. "Just tell him you're flattered but you don't swing that way." She kissed Tom Scavo after learning he never got to kiss a hot cheerleader. She was upset when she was losing her size zero figure before her miscarriage. We met her mom and learned that her stepfather raped her as a teenage girl, but her mom pretended Gabrielle seduced him but "she forgave Gabby." She paid a stripper illegaly to adopt her child, then gave a hilarious speech in a high school to get the STEVE HOLT father to sign away the rights. "And you don't go around getting strippers pregnant, and that's a good thing." To top it all off, she told Carlos he could have an affair to even the score, then became upset after he had it with the surrogate mom, their maid, and threw his clothes out on the lawn. Yes, any of these things would make a fine candidate for "Housewife of the Season." However Gabrielle did more than that. She went above and beyond the call of duty this season when she caught a nun on fire. Susan, Edie, Bree, Lynette, if you want a chance at Housewife of the Season, why don't you start going to Catholic mass and catching nuns on fire?
Second Place: Bree Van De Camp
Third Place: Lynette Scavo
Fourth Place: Edie Britt
Character of the Season
Andrew Van De Kamp
How could it be anyone else? The confused conflicted boy who he is so scared he's going to lose his mother's love for being gay, he ensures he does everything in his power to do it. Planning to accuse her of murdering George Williams, accousing her of child abuse (and threatening molestation) and sleeping with her boyfriend were part of his evil scheme to ensure her hatred. Our hearts (well, some of ours :p) broke when he said "I win. I remember the look in your eyes when I told you I was gay, and I knew some day you would hate me," and all his mother could say is "good for you." (Of course, it wasn't the gay thing, it was all the other things he did.) He also turned the hose on her when she was passed out drunk on the lawn. Plus, the hilarious dinner with George. "Isn't it amazing? That's the sound my mom makes when she climaxes." And if that's not enough, he got his boyfriend Justin (Ryan Carnes) shirtless and made out with him a lot. I salute you, Andrew Van De Kamp.
Second Place: Creepy Pharmacist Guy George Williams
Third Place: Gabrielle Solis
Fourth Place: Felicia Tillman |
