Lynette Scavo
Gabrielle Solis
Bree Van De Kamp
So what if three of them tied for Housewife of the week? It reflects what an awesome episode it was. Lynette had the kids in a hotel, but when Porter broke his arm, she was forced to talk to Tom in the hospital, where she learned that he hadn't cheated on her...but he had an 11-year-old daughter, Kayla, he never told her about. Her mom, Alex from SBTB: The College Years, started to demand back child support...so Lynette decided to buy her out with $30.000. The problem? Deadbeat Mom used the money to buy a house five minutes away. She even called Lynette mean. Elsewhere, Gabrielle believed Carlos was dead after he sent Ralph to work for him. Ralph died, but Xiao Mei the Maid told Gabrielle not to kill Carlos. She flashbacked to devirginizing Jesse Metcalfe (something we've all dreamed about but only one person got to do) as she used the baby monitors to catch him in the act. She caught him cooking food...until Lynette's baby monitor picked him mid-coital with Xiao Mei. (She even asked the doctor to tell her if Xiao Mei had a hymen. A thumbs-down indeed.) So she threw all of Carlos' stuff on the lawn. "You told me I could have an affair so we're even. "NOT WITH THE MOTHER OF OUR BABY!" And Bree struggled to escape from the mental institution and was restrained to the bed. She finally created a diversion to save her daughter from Matthew. Seconds before Matthew was going to shoot Bree, the police shot him and killed him dead. What's Bree going to do now? Befriend Creepy Dentist Guy Orson! Is it season three yet?
Other Highlights THE APPLEWHITES LEFT TOWN. It was revealed Matthew, not Caleb killed Melanie Foster. (Who's Melanie? Why did we care?) So Betty called the police, who killed Matthew dead right before he shot Bree. And then the Applewhites left town! Susan learned Mike was going to propose to her, accepted and turned down and accepted and I don't know if she has it or not a house from Karl. Mary Alice remembered her friends moving in, and Susan had some hysterically bad hair. Susan later planned a romantic evening with Mike where one of them would propose, but then Creepy Dentist Guy Orson ran over Mike. Sheesh, Fairview! Look before you cross the street! And Paul asked Zach to ask Noah Taylor for some money, but when Noah refused, Zach grew a pair and killed Noah, inheriting the Mushroom Kingdom and changing his phone number, leaving his dad to rot in prison. Orson brought Bree some flowers, and we all wonder...just what in the world does season three have in store? |
