Housewife of the Week

Not While I'm Around (14-Jan-2006)
Gabrielle Marquez was wondering who in the world was sending her all those expensive things, then became afraid when the person snuck into her house to leave her a dress. She got Carlos to protect her, then kicked the mysterious person's assistant. But when Mystery Person told her she was the most beautiful person in the world (Top ten, maybe, but not the most beautiful, according to Gabrielle), she agreed to go on a date with Mystery Person. When taking a break from preparing for her date with Mystery Person, Gabrielle helped Susan go through Julie's closet to find her diary and found a skirt she wanted to borrow instead. She unearthed the birth control pills in the fake video before running off on her date. Who was this Mystery Person, you're wondering? "I'm on a date with Zach Young. Nothing will ever seem weird again."
Elsewhere on Wisteria Lane
Julie got Edie to get her birth control pills, and then Susan and Edie caught Austin with Danielle Van De Tramp. Lynette became upset when Tom banned her from the opening of the restaurant, so she banned him from her opening. (How'd THAT get past the censors?) She then flashed her boobs to get Tom the liquor license. Andrew worked hard at the restaurant by doing nothing. Alma refused to leave Wisteria Lane and the Applewhite House, kissed Orson on the cheek to make Bree jealous, and then told Bree Orson welcomed her to the neighbourhood. So Bree found Monique's teeth underneath the floor and waited for Orson to come home holding her gun and watching Alma across the street very closely.
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