Bree Van de Kamp
Bree slapped Andrew when Andrew was being his usual prick self and wanting a car/demanding his trust fund. So when he got a lawyer to emancipate him, Bree fought back. Andrew called her a "cold-hearted bitch" and told her he hated her, Bree simply said "The opposite of love is indifference. Hate just means I have a fighting chance." She emptied her countless bottles of wine and went to AA in the bad part of town so she wouldn't see anyone she knows "Meaning I will", telling "lies" while taking a secret drink to celebrate getting through the week.
Other Highlights Gay love on Wisteria Lane means punching your boyfriend so it'll look like his mom gave him bruises from when she slapped him so he can get access to his trust fund. Ryan Carnes can fight! The nurse found out Susan was married to Karl, and when Mike visited her right before surgery, Susan responded to the surgeon's telling her he loved her by saying "I love Mike" seconds before he was to cut her open. The nurse said she was also married to Karl. Felicia thought she had conned Noah into thinking he had killed Paul, but Paul made it back alive. Zach went to visit cranky-old Pop Pop and was all but tattooed onto his flesh that Mike Delfino was his father. Gabrielle and Carlos faked that they were Lynette's brats' godparents, but to no avail, cause Mama John "I MISS SEEING YOU SHIRTLESS EVERY WEEK" Rowland worked at the adoption agency. Good thing Gabrielle and Carlos aren't above the black market. And last, Tom was upset that Lynette was the boss of every aspect of his life, so he sexed her in an elevator, screaming "YOU WERE ROBBED. YOU WERE ROBBED. YOU WERE ROBBED." |
