Lynette Scavo
It was hard picking tonight's winner, but because the other Housewives fight so hard and it's been eons since they've given Felicity something to do. Lynette confronted Tom about the Atlantic City receipts, then followed him to the City of Elderly Love. Tom wondered why he heard the same car alarm through his cell phone when he called Lynette. she covered, then followed him and saw him with another woman. (But why was he at the other woman's house?) She jumped to conclusions, took the kids and the puppy and left dodge.
Other Highlights Susan tried wearing a wire to get Edie to confess, which backfired when Edie got stung by yellow jackets and Edie told Susan at least Edie wasn't helpless like Susan and called her a slut some more. Bree tried throwing Danielle the bestest birthday party ever, but when someone ate a piece of frosting, she went off. She popped some balloons too, which startled houseguest Drippy Susan. Danielle found out Betty Applewhite locked Matthew in the basement, and she knocked Betty out with a pipe, then ran off with Matthew. After reading that Danielle ran away, Bree checked herself into a mental institution. Gabrielle was jealous of the attention Carlos was giving the maid having their baby, and she sprayed their bedroom with perfume. And Felicia Tillman cut off her fingers and used her blood to frame Paul Young for her murder, then cackled with glee. |
