Bree Hodge always seems prepared to handle any inconvenience life may throw her way with aplomb and grace, but when her husband's presumed-dead wife, Alma, showed up on her front step, she fainted. When she came to, she immediately got to know Alma and decided to throw a dinner party to let everyone know Alma was still alive and Deranged Dentist Dude Orson did not kill her. How DARE Susan ruin her dinner party by telling the police Deranged Dentist Dude Orson had boinked Slutty Monique! And how DARE the police show up in the middle of her dinner party to interrogate Deranged Dentist Dude Orson! No wonder Bree told Susan the friendship was over.
Elsewhere on Wisteria Lane Alma bought the Young house and moved to Wisteria Lane, where she'll fit right in with the blackmailing, adultury, lying, betraying and murders going on in the neighbourhood. Susan let it slip that she was in love with Dashing British Bloke Ian, who was about to leave her for seeing Mike in the storyline that is no way ripped from Friends. Kayla moved into the Scavo household and threw tantrums, destroying Lynette's childhood doll, so Lynette resorted to having her brats drag Kayla out of the household. Kayla fits right in with the brats. Gabrielle thought Carlos was trying to sabotage her new relationship with the random cutie and went way out of her way to prove it, costing her the relationship with the random cutie. Carlos proved that he didn't send her the flowers by telling her which ones he would've sent. So who sent Gabby the flowers? Andrew told Julie that if she didn't give Austin her flower, he'd be getting sex from somewhere else. Which he already was. With Danielle Van De Tramp! Andrew also revealed that Austin (thankfully. I don't want him on my team.) isn't gay. "Not even after three beers. Don't ask." |
