 Gabrielle Solis
Welcome back, Mrs. Solis! It's been too, too long since you've gotten the title of Housewife of the Week. Little did we know that you were conserving your energy to really let go. Welcome back to the top where you belong! Gabrielle fantisized about John Rowland everywhere she went. Until she found him going to bed with a 41-year-old woman. "She could be MY mother" she exclaimed. She finally ended things with John (*choke* *whine* *cry* *sob*. I'm inconsolable.), coming to the revelation "Oh, my God. I nearly left my husband for someone who calls me Mrs. Solis." (*sigh*) Oh, and Carlos bought her an anniversary present he didn't know about. Aw, Mrs. Solis. I think I kind of heart you.
Other Highlights Susan became upset when Julie was going to be in the church talent show with Edie, and she took piano lessons from Betty Applewhite. Susan then was glad to see Edie flub majorly at the talent show. Bree took a lie detector test and found out she was in love with Creepy Pharmacist Guy George. Creepy Pharmacist Guy George then passed his lie detector test. Bree also sent her mother-in-law camping. Thank you, Bree. The guy in the basement escaped, but Betty and Matthew got him under lock and key again. And it was Parker's first day of school, yet Lynette couldn't go with him. So she telecommuted...but her boss called her into the meeting. But that crafty Lynette ensured the coffee would fall all over the boss's lap. Oh Lynette. Felicia Tillman lives! But she's going back to Utah. And John slept with a 41-year-old-woman! What the hell? |
