Edie Britt
Edie is every Susan hater's dream. The show started out with her getting dumped by Karl, but before she could go after him with a rake, his car got hit by a garbage truck. Later, Edie told Susan that they were like sisters. "There's even a pretty one and an ugly one." She then went to Hooters with Susan and started a brawl with the waitress she thought Karl had slept with, slinging insults at the other woman the entire time and even getting Susan to call herself a "slutty, slutty whore." Then she hired a private detective Oh, Edie, congrats on your first Housewife of the Week.
Other Highlights A pretty lackluster episode (why else would Edie win.) Bree got Creepy-in-a-not-good-way Sponser Peter's Sponser busted for cocaine possession so she could be his sponser, then had to bail him out of an orgy. Gabrielle gave a hilarious speech at a high school to try to get custody of Lily. "And you don't go around getting strippers pregnant, which is a good thing." But Stripper Mommy wanted her baby back, and Eva Longoria got her Emmy nomination (and win, I think.) Lynette, Tom and Ed revealed their inner 12-year olds by cybering and typing like 12 year-olds. U R 2 KEWL. But when Ed's wife found out it was Lynette writing for him, well, heads had to roll, and Ed's looking for any excuse to fire Tom. I hear Tom likes to dress up as doctors and romance guys in LA if you need a reason. Funny how he never comments on Bree trying to kill him. And Matthew Applewhite helped us discover that Andrew is not Bree's only conniving child as Danielle conspired to keep Matthew nearby. So Betty Applewhite bought some poison that will in no way end up with someone else dying. |
