Edie Britt knows how to make the most of any situation. When she found out Mike had amnesia and couldn't remember the past two years, she decided to tell him how evil Susan was. (Personally, I don't think she was stretching the truth THAT much.) So by the time Susan returned from her tawdry sex romp with Dashing British Bloke Ian, Mike wanted nothing to do with her...as Edie smiled, reassuring him he never really loved Susan. Now she needs to go after Dashing British Bloke Ian to keep him around Wisteria Lane.
Other Highlights Gabrielle and Carlos are having a messy divorce. He decides to give her the spousal support, but moves back in, getting milk in his underwear during Gabrielle's coffee with Lynette and Bree, suggesting he might've urinated in the coffee, not the shampoo like Gabrielle thought. Then, when Gabrielle changed the locks, Carlos threw a chair to break in. Gabrielle called the police and told them to hurry because a "Mexican" was breaking in as if she wasn't Mexican herself. (Why do I get the feeling I speak more fluent Spanish than either of them?) The police sided with Carlos and arrested Gabrielle when she jokingly tapped them on the arm. And Carlos then left Gabrielle in the dust...literally, when she said "If I really wanted to hurt you, I'd tell you I slept with John Rowland last weekend." Elsewhere on Wisteria Lane, Lynette bribed a pitcher and a baseball coach all in the name of wanting to be a good parent. And then Andrew Van De Kamp: Male Escort TM told Deranged Dentist Dude Orson (who was all too relieved that Mike had forgotten everything about who ran over him with that sporty red car) about one of his clients, and Bree told the client's wife, who had a secret of her own. To console her over her hot black boyfriend's death, Danielle had been boinking (or having intimate relations) with her history teacher. Andrew Van De Kamp: Male Escort then consoled his mom by telling her his grandmother was a much worse parent and that they did know right from wrong, but wrong was just so much more fun. |
