Lynette Scavo is back to wearing the fugly orange shirt in the family and running Tom's pizzeria. After asking Mrs. McClusky to watch the brats, including Tom, while she interviewed candidates, she asks Mrs. McClusky to hide the phone when Tom will want to call in to conference in the interviews. She then confers with Andrew, who tells her that $8.50 isn't going to attract a lot of candidates. "You make $8.50 and I don't hear you complaining." "That's because I'm doing the beer delivery guy." "O....k...my fault for asking." Lynette responds. Which makes us wonder...who is this beer delivery guy? If we can have plumbers, pizzeria owners, dentists, pharmacists and whatever the hell it is Carlos and Dashing British Bloke Ian do, well, we can have Hot Beer Delivery Boy! I digress. Lynette then finds a great candidate who hits on her, but alas, he has a little past with cocaine. But when Mrs. McClusky drops off five brats (Tom is immobile) saying she can't deal with the sixth brat, Recovering Cocaine Addict saves her ass from a demanding client, Lynette hires him, against Tom's wishes. I can see the future conflict from here.
Elsewhere on Wisteria Lane Gabrielle sleeps with Sleazy Sketchy Slimeball Candidate Whose Name I Can't Be Arsed To Learn, and she is a tad bit miffed when he doesn't call her. So she makes him jealous by flirting with her new handyman at the debate, causing him to lose. He then sends her fancy gifts and the like. Travers wants to know what "bad in bed" means after he overhears Carlos say Edie was bad in bed. At the Housewives Margarita Mix, Edie stiffles a guffaw when Gabrielle says Sleazy Sketchy Slimeball Candidate was almost as good as Carlos. Explosion waiting to happen! So Carlos and Edie get it on the kitchen table, breaking it and requiring stiches. But take three is the charm as Carlos and Edie have some Hot Icky Heterosexual Sex. The Dumbass Plumber saves Susan and Dashing British Bloke Ian when Susan swerves to miss a deer and lands in the pond. Susan realises that Dashing British Bloke is jealous of The Dumbass Plumber (Why?) and goes to give The Dumbass Plumber a thank you gift. No, not sex, but she kisses him. THAT WHORE. Dashing British Bloke Ian was right when he said he didn't deserve Susan. He deserves someone BETTER. Like Gabrielle! I mean, he is her type...Rich. Oh, and Mrs. McClusky is keeping more than just fudgesicles in her basement freezer...like the body of her deceased husband. |
