Lynette Scavo fired Assistant Manger Rick after he told her he had feelings for her after Tom took him to lunch and asked him to quit after he saw the dinner they were having on the security camera after the restaurant was robbed, and Felicity Huffman acted her ass off. Need I say more?
Elsewhere on Wisteria Lane The blatantly lesbian field guide told Susan she was into drama, so Susan got lost on her quest to find The Dumbass Plumber, so he found her. Unfortunately, neither were eaten by mountain lions. Edie went after joint custody of Travers and bribed her son with a puppy in hopes of getting more of Carlos' attention, but she already had it. And Gabrielle and her favourite gay boy got a parking ticket. Then Sleazy Sketchy Slimeball Mayorial Candidate Whose Name I Can't Be Arsed To Remember became Sleazy Sketchy Slimeball Mayor, and he was pissy Gabrielle acted like a child. But the meter maid dude manhelded Gabrielle, so Sleazy Sketchy Slimeball had his thugs beat him up. And Andrew continued his offscreen orgy while Mommy and Stepdaddy Deranged Dentist Dude continued their "Can't let them find out Danielle got knocked up" European Vacation. |
