Edie Britt
Bree Van De Kamp
Oh, hell, where did this episode come from? I can't decide between these two. Bree invited Justin and Creepy Sponser Guy Peter over for dinner, but Matthew wasn't invited. Danielle wanted to know "If you can invite a lush and he can invite his gay lover, why can't I invite my hot black boyfriend?" After Andrew found out Peter was a sex addict, he got Danielle on his side to get him hot and bothered. But when Danielle sealed the deal, well, let's just say Bree was surprised to walk home and find her son in bed with her boyfriend. (Poor Justin, being cheated on!) So Bree took him to a gas station in the middle of nowhere and dropped him off, giving him money. Andrew broke my heart when he said "I remember the look in your eye when I told you I was gay. I knew you'd stop loving me someday." We all know Bree dropped him off in the middle of nowhere for other reasons, but it was still heartbreaking as she drove off. And Edie? After reading Susan's confession that Susan slept with Karl...Edie burnt Susan's house down. The show comes full circle.
Other Highlights Susan's mailman thought she wanted to sleep with him when all she wanted was her letter of confession back, then told Mike she still liked him. "Slutty, slutty whore" indeed. Tom punched Ed, and Lynette found out about his expense accounts. She gave Tom the chance to tell her the truth, but he didn't say what was going on. And Gabrielle talked her about-to-be deported maid into being a surrogate mother, and she thought it meant Carlos would take her virginity. Betty Applewhite, about to kill her son, Caleb, found out that maybe she was killing the wrong son, so she locked Matthew up in the basement. |
