 Bree Van De Kamp
The wholesome Bree goes minature golfing with Creepy Pharmacist Guy George when she notices the "stiffness" of his grip on his club. "George, do you have an erection? Get rid of it. There are children present." Bree later was appalled to learn that her husband might've (he didn't. CPGG broke into her house, played with her underwear and found the S&M box.) talked about his filthy habit at work. She believed Rex was faking his heart attack, but when he convinced her, she took the time to make the bed before driving him to the hospital. And now this, this is the stuff that makes Housewife of the Week Material. Making sure your bed is made before driving your husband to the hospital. We salute your anal retentiveness, Bree Van De Kamp. (But we still don't forgive you for telling your son he's going to hell.)
Other Highlights "It's something between him, me, and my wife." "Is that true, kid? Are you doing his wife?" "I'm gay." "You're gay?" "I'm gay. I'm gay. Yes, I'm gay." "What? Not again." "What do you mean, sir?" "Nothing. Just call my lawyer." Yes, Carlos made his second "gay-bashing hate crime" tonight, beating up poor Justin because he thought Gabrielle was having an affair with you. Then as Carlos went to jail: "Gabrielle, how very genius of you, making me think you were having an affair to hurt me and make me jealous. Will you pretend that you were having an affair?" Gabrielle walks off, pissed at Carlos for the birth control incident, leaving him to rot in jail. (I so called them bringing back the gay bashing!) Elsewhere, Susan and Edie fought over Mike. Edie staged an intervention to try to break up Susan and Mike, but her plan didn't work. Lynette accidentally caused Annabelle to get the promotion over Tom, and Tom learned about how she asked his boss not to promote him. He quit. It was quite possible the best episode yet.
Next Week: The season finale. The biggest cliffhanger ever. Uh oh. |
