Housewife of the Week

We're Going To Be All Right
15-January-2006
Lynette Scavo

It was a very tight race this week, but Lynette came through for a second week in a row. Sure, it might be my blatant love for Felicity Huffman, but when she asks her husband to get a vastectomy because she can't bear the thought of him with another woman if she died, well, you give props where props are due. Also, she dropped Tom's sandwich after she decided he had enough for lunch when she learned he thought of a life post here. Plus, Lynette and Tom had me tearing up when Tom told her he wasn't happy. Please, please, please do not let my couple break up.

Other Highlights Susan proved that just because you're desperate doesn't translate into receiving the title "Housewife of the Week" as she faked symptoms and got an MRI to get a doctor to notice her. (Yay for the Richard Fish sighting.) Bree got the inspector from her husband's investigation to investigate the Applewhites...but he thought it was a date. When he turned her down, she found herself arrested for a DUI. She told her hooker cell mate that she charged $5000 a night, and her hooker friend thought men loved the "classy and repressed thing." Later, the inspector called to apologise and left Bree some information on the Applewhites. (Betty took Bree home.) Mike told Noah Taylor he had killed the man who killed Diedre, but lo and behold, Felicia Tillman was his new nurse. And an ex-boyfriend put Gabrielle's pictures on the Internet, so she stripped to make Carlos realise men would leer at her on the Internet. When the photographer insulted Gabrielle, he flew through the window. So much for anger management.
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