Bree Hodge isn't even in Fairview or anywhere near Wisteria Lane right now due to Marica Cross's pregnancy. Since she wasn't around to piss me off, she wins by default. Ugh. Fine. Okay. I'll do it. I'm not happy about doing it, but you're demanding it.
Susan Mayer cannot decide between the elegant and rich British cake and the sweet, down home American cake. If I were her, I'd throw the American cake out, have one last night of hot sex with the British cake before tossing it to Gabrielle, then decide on some Spanish flan. She tossed them both out after trying to set up Roz from Fraiser with The Dumbass Plumber who was really proud of his stint in prison, probably remembering fondly when he dropped the soap. This better not be the last we see of Dashing British Bloke Ian.
Elsewhere on Wisteria Lane The power went out in Fairview, and former consulting producer Charles Pratt's ugly fingerprint remains on the show as Mrs. McClusky fell down the stairs. The lights came on, but the freezer went out. Parker found the body while looking for fudgesicles, and so did Ida when she dropped off the mail. Mrs. McClusky was then arrested. Carlos tried to sneak Edie around, and they fornicated in the empty houses of her clients. Too bad Flamboyantly Gay Realtor caught them. "He's a gay realtor. He's already called everyone on speedial." Edie said. Later, Mike walked in on them in the throes of passion. Recovering Coke Addict cooked up some expensive pasta when the electric was out at Scavo's, and Tom got pissed that Lynette went against his wishes to serve up Cusine Coke Addict. Gabrielle pulled a Monica Lewinsky in the elevator with Sleazy Sketchy Slimeball Candidate Whose Name I Can't Be Arsed To Learn, and Sleazy Sketchy Slimeball Candidate was blackmailed (any chance of hiring the blackmailing security guide as Beer Delivery Guy for Andrew?). So Sleazy Sketchy Slimeball Candidate proposed, and Gabrielle, in a move making her dead to me, accepted the proposal to save Slimeball's Campaign. |
