Edie Britt proved that she just might be the most desperate of the housewives. Drinking scotch at Gabrielle and Sleezy Sketchy Slimeball's wedding (I needed some alcohol to get through it myself), Edie was surprised to see Carlos show up before the reception. He confronted her about the birth control pills and told her he could never trust her again. Broken-hearted, Edie left Carlos a note as she tied herself a noose with a fabulouth scarf and stepped off the chair into the screen fading to black for the season.
Elsewhere on Wisteria Lane Gabrielle married Sleazy Sketchy Slimeball, then found out he just wanted a hot Latina wife to get the latino vote (If Mexicans went against Eva Longoria's campaigning for Kerry, how do you think you're going to get it by being her husband, Sleezy Sketchy Slimeball!). So she made out with Carlos on her wedding day. Smashing! Lynette has cancer, and Mommy Lynette comes for a visit. The Bastard Daughter Brat Kayla told Mommy Lynette all about Rick, and viewers learned that Lynette's mother had cancer and slept around a lot. Mommy Lynette told Lynette she could fight her, or cancer, but she couldn't fight both. Susan and Mike got married in the middle of nowhere *yawn*. And that's it. Oh wait. Deranged Dentist Dude Orson is back in town with his wife Bree, and they brought back a little souvenir from Switzerland. A baby! Well, it's still inside of Bree. Or is it? After Bree comments "that doesn't even make sense!" when Andrew tells her to use "off the hook" and not awesome. Then she talkes to Preggers Danielle Van De Tramp as she takes off her pregnancy pad. OH MY VAN DE KAMP HODGE FAMILY IS BACK! |
