Gabrielle Solis
So what do you do when the slutty lying whore who is giving birth to your baby constantly changes her mind about who the father is, only to reveal it's her boyfriend's brother, thus saying there is a father and causing you not to be able to be able to adopt? Why, you take that kid right out of the hospital, that's what. Let's just hope your husband knows how to put in a car seat, unlike Carlos. Ay, yi, yi, Gabrielle
Other Highlights "And I'll be wearing white, so it'll be a surprise for everyone." Edie planned a surprise marriage to Karl, until Surgeon Ron told her about Susan and Karl's insurance scam. Edie threw a vase at them and unfortunately missed Susan. She later hired Susan as a bartender, and the annoying twit let Karl kiss her during Edie's engagement party. Felicia Tillman stole the show by giving Edie Martha Huber's dentures. Bree had to get a new sponsor when she kissed BreeYouCanDoBetter. So she got drunk to get BreeYouCanDoBetter to rescue her. Lynette was smart enough to figure out Andrew's machinations by showing off a new car and seeing Andrew really just doesn't care and is a rat bastard. But a damn enjoyable rat bastard. |
