Edie Britt is very much like a gay man, seeing as how she's very horny, and it's been a whole three weeks since she's had sex. She sees a shirtless Carlos playing with her son, so she sets her eyes on him. Too bad Carlos wants someone who is relationship material and who doesn't use her son for sex bait. But when Edie strips and shows Carlos the real, vulnerable Edie no one sees, it pleases Carlos. If not in his heart, well, very much in his penis. CARLOS AND EDIE! CARLOS AND EDIE! CARLOS AND EDIE! MY CARLOS AND EDIE SHIPPER DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!
Elsewhere on Wisteria Lane Susan learned that while it's hysterical to catch a nun on fire with the church candles, it's not so funny to catch your future-mother in-law on fire with a BBQ. It's rather predictible when your name is Susan Mayer. So Mother Dashing British Bloke demands a prenup before she marries Dashing British Bloke Ian. (Hey, I hear Dashing British Bloke Ian has an alcoholic homosexual brother. ABC Casting, I give you one name: Ewan McGregor. Ewan McGregor would be fabulous as I am sure he can affect a British accent in place of his Scottish and he seduces young Mr. Andrew Van De Kamp. You know you want to.) Susan gets out of signing it when she blackmails Crossdressing Daddy British Bloke about telling Dashing British Bloke Ian about his father's little hobby. Lynette didn't want to wear orange, and she had a fight with Tom. But Felicity got to act her ass off again when she walked in on an unconscious Tom who had thrown his back out again. So now Lynette gets to run the restaurant all by herself. And Gabrielle is dating Future Dumbass Mayor for his ex-wife's wardrobe and got caught by his ex-wife. Gabrielle, we have got to chat about your taste in men as Zach Young was a better choice. |
