 
When Lynette Scavo and Gabrielle Solis were counting on a nice weekend in the spa. Lynette needed to get away from her taxing life and troubles in her marriage. But when Tom's back goes out while camping with the brats, and Crazy decides to go up with Lynette. Lynette makes catty remarks, saying she wouldn't be devestated if Crazy committed suicide. So Crazy hitchhikes with a trucker. Up the road, Crazy is on a rock, waiting for Lynette. Lynette apologises and realises that Tom is scared of her. So she encourages him to follow his dream...which is sure to backfire. And left alone at the spa, Gabrielle runs into John Rowland, who is doing well for himself. She quickly gets him shirtless (THANK YOU), but is aghast when she finds out he's engaged to Stock Rich Dumb Blonde Twit. So he sneaks her out in a suitcase, leaving her in the elevator to her own devices stuck in the suitcase. Later, Gabrielle realises she's alone and she doesn't get Rich John.
Other Highlights Dashing British Bloke Ian revealed he's only slept with one woman (and how many men I wonder. Hmmm.), and Susan has slept with 11! I don't get heterosexual men...how 11 of them slept with her. I digress. They quibble, and Susan calls herself a whore several times. No comment. Then they make out when he plays piano. Julie has to rely on Edie's nephew, Austin, to turn the electric back on, and Edie warns her about how good girls become bad girls. Edie then goes to the hospital to collect the c.d. player Susan borrowed from her...took a peak under the covers...and woke Mike up. Bree cancelled her honeymoon when Andrew was interviewed on television as a homeless teen. She finds him, and he doesn't want to be found. Later, Deranged Dentist Dude Orson finds him, gives him $50 and Andrew asks what he has to do for it. Uh, Andrew Van De Kamp, male escort? Yes, Andrew is living in a dumpster to punish his mom! Yes, Andrew and Deranged Dentist Dude Orson seemed to get along...but Deranged Dentist Dude Orson warned Andrew about his rage issues...as Andrew returns home. |
