Housewife of the Week

Could I Leave You?
26-March-2006
Bree Van de Kamp

It's more of Marcia Cross' portrayal earning Bree the title this week, due to her perfection of Bree's "I don't have a problem." When Bree went to an AA meeting, she continually denied to have a problem as she straightened the napkins and cleaned up the crumbs. She even offered her son's lawyer sandwiches. Later, while enjoying a glass of white wine at the department store, she sees Andrew with his boy toy Justin looking hotter than ever using her credit card. When Andrew threatened to claim he was sexually abused, Bree decided she needed to finish the bottle, and she passed out in the fitting room. While trying to escape, she got caught in the gate.

Other Highlights Susan had dinner with her surgeon and Karl, and Karl learned she had told Surgeon Ron that she didn't know a Mike. "Everyone knows a Mike." So Karl broke a pipe and told Ron to go get the plumber across the street. And Ron found out who the plumber was, and got into a fight with Mike that wasn't at ALL homoerotic (Mike pinned Ron to the car!). Lynette's new co-worker liked to breast feed her five year old, and one of her (cute) co-workers set off my gaydar. Er, and Lynette gave the kid chocolate milk. And Gabrielle? Gabrielle made Carlos see the importance of not adopting a kid from an ugly mother. And when they found something Gabrielle could work with, they had to prove that they were more than just Mexicans and could bribe her to get the gifts. Only...Mommy Dearest may not give up her kid after all.
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