Don't mess with Lynette Scavo.
Elsewhere on Wisteria Lane Crazy found out that she shouldn't mess with Lynette when she kissed Tom, and Tom told her he'd always love Lynette and to go away. She muttered something about revenge, but she had her door kicked in by Lynette and was told that if she ever saw Lynette again, her spine would get the treatment of the door. Lynette, Gabrielle and Susan got drunk off margaritas, so Susan actually had an excuse tonight. Pissed, Susan went to Dashing British Bloke Ian's catered affair and made an ass of herself and won Dashing British Bloke Ian back. This was only after she walked in on Edie and Mike fornicating. (I'm sure an amnesiac Mike was thinking "This isn't how I remember sex. Where's her penis?" Er.) Bree decided to make friends with Deranged Dentist Dude's psychotic ex-neighbour Carolyn to regain her social status. Carlos planted a fake job contract to get Gabrielle to sleep with him so he could one up her in the divorce. Oh, and Deranged Dentist Dude Orson framed Crazy Neighbour Lady for Monique's murder as Mike remembered sleeping with Monique. |
