Bree Hodge thought Rex's mother was bad, but Mama Van De Kamp has nothing on Mama Hodge. When Gloria told Bree that her religion didn't believe in divorce and Deranged Dentist Dude Orson was committing adultury with Bree, Bree asked to ensure the shoes were suede, then turned the hose on her. But apparently helping someone rape your son isn't against Gloria's religion, cause Alma sure went to down with a drug cocktail that put Orson to sleep and "made sure the part of you I need remains nice and perky". Bree was agahst to find Deranged Dentist Dude Orson in bed, but found her composure and punched Alma when Alma told her she hoped to be pregnant with Baby Deranged Dentist Dude Orson and calmy asked Andrew to bring over the wheelbarrow.
Elsewhere on Wisteria Lane Susan got Gabrielle to go on a second date with Zach Young in order to get Fishy Plumber out of jail. She enjoyed spending time with Zach until Zach tried to play tonsil hockey again. Paul got Fishy Plumber to talk Zach into visiting him, and Zach mentioned his girlfriend, so watch out Gabrielle! Disturbing Teen Psycho Zach also refused to help Paul. Lynette was going to work, but Tom talked her until helping him promote, so she feigned arm injury. Too bad Bratty Like Mother Like Daughter Kayla ratted Lynette out. Lynette got her job back after Ed fired her, but then decided that she was going to help Tom out in the pizza parlor cause being shot made her realise that family was important. I thought it was a shot to the arm, not to the head. Dashing British Bloke Ian's comatose wife Jane died, but not before Susan found out Jane cheated on Ian and Ian forgave her over the phone and told Jane he loved her. |
