Gabrielle Solis has decided it's time to go back to modeling. Too bad the fashion industry has moved on without her. After trading barbs with her Botoxed agent, Gabrielle's ready to hit the photo shoot...until she finds out she's supposed to the mom. Told to make the hideous outfit work, Gabrielle decides to make it slutty. After being put in her place, Gabrielle's forced to deal with the fact she's not the center of the model universe anymore. Probably a lot like Eva Longoria is having to deal with the fact she's not a movie star and shouldn't be so ready to live DH behind today after seeing the returns of Harsh Times. Oh no he didn't. She returns to Fairview, giving up modeling for good.
Elsewhere on Wisteria Lane Lynette tells her kids she got into a fight with a hobo, but the kids at school straighten them up. Parker refuses to leave Mommy's side, so Lynette decides to have new neighbour Art, who saved Lynette's life at the supermarket, pose as a superhero. Lynette then realises it's a really bad idea when she finds out Art is a pediophile/possible child molester. Susan decides to have Karl tell Julie what a bad idea boinking Austin is, but when Karl finds out that Susan's dating Dashing British Bloke Ian, Susan's the one in trouble. And Bree, already sending out Christmas cards, decides to check Deranged Dentist Dude Orson's mom out of the old people's home. Come to find out, Deranged Dentist Dude Orson is not the most deranged person in the family. And Mrs. McKlusky finds out it's not such a good idea to borrow your neighbour's tools when they are in a coma after the police search Mike's house for evidence he killed Monique. |
