 Andrew Van De Kamp
Sometimes, the people with penises outdo the women. Andrew, I wish this award could go to you. But alas, only the four main housewives are eligible (not even Edie or Mary Alice or Betty can get it), so the award goes to...
 Gabrielle Solis
Oh Mrs. Solis, you did it again. You started a prison riot because you wanted a conjugal visit. You fight for your right to a conjugal visit "because you want what you want when you want it." And then you didn't ask any questions Carlos had about your new lawyer and didn't exactly tell Carlos that the baby might not be his. And she dared to be offended by the lawyer's suggestion the marriage might not make it. Gee, Carlos and Gabrielle's marriage not making it? And they say gays would ruin the sanctity of marriage.
Other Highlights Andrew Van De Kamp. What can I say? He is my favourite character on this show because he gets to live out my fantasies of telling off my mom. At dinner with Creepy Pharmacist Guy George, he wanted to make sure Creepy Pharmacist Guy George could "please his mom" and made sure CPGG knew about how good his father was at doing it, demonstrating the noises she made. "Oooh, mmm. Isn't it funny the noises she makes during sex?" Later, Creepy Pharmacist Guy George faked kissed Bree during the swim meet, causing Andrew to get out of the pool to punch Creepy Pharmacist Guy George out. Go Andrew! Unfortunately, Bree sent him back to Camp Exodus Weirdo International. Elsewhere, Susan found Zach, dropped ice cream, lost Zach, found Zach, paid Zach money to go look for Paul, and then DIDN'T FEEL GUILTY ABOUT IT. Bad Susan. Baaad Susan. And Lynette tried to disavow her son Parker of the notion his imaginary friend existed by throwing her umbrella in the trash. Later, the garbage truck would run over the umbrella. And Lynette would feel badly. Aw, Felicity, I still want you to be my mommy. Maybe not Lynette...but Felicity, yes. |
