Susan Mayer hate is a beautiful thing. That's why when she slapped Dashing British Bloke Ian's Token Old Geezer British Butler after he called her a "concubine", "mistress" and "golddigging whore", we were actually rooting for him. Susan tried everything she could to get on his good side. Have him see her naked in bed. Check. Bend over wearing a skimpy towel that scarred homosexual male viewers for life, check. Wear an obnoxious hat, check. Nothing worked. She still got the room with the dead cat. But then Dashing British Bloke Ian, who Susan has to be drugging (why else would she land someone this good?) realised he could have space in his heart for both her and the golddigging whore. This one is really for the butler.
Elsewhere on Wisteria Lane Gabrielle finds her an adorable gay latin boy to fawn over her as she accidentally teaches little girls the darker side of modeling, like smoking and bulemia to celebrate her divorce from Carlos. Carlos decided he was Mike's best friend and moved in with Mike, who was struggling to remember what kind of man he was. Seriously, if you're the type of man to fall in love with Susan, amnesia is a blessing. Bree saw how angry Deranged Dentist Dude Orson was and learned that he was boinking Monique on the side while married to Alma, so she threw him out. Andrew snuck Grandma Hodge some alcohol for the price of $12. And as the writers and producers remembered Felicity Huffman is the sole Emmy winner-slash-Oscar nominee, they gave her more to do as she worried that Art was a pediophile. When Parker snuck off to the Heterosexual Male Training Session (aka an American football game. Carlos is Mexican, dammit, he should be watching real f�tbol), Lynette stormed into Art's house, and all the little-boy games were gone. So she had Mrs. Mclusky do her dirty work as she promised Tom to lay off. Mike was found burying his toolbox. |
