Lynette Scavo still has dreams about the last time she saw Mary Alice. But not anymore. When Crazy decides to move to Mexico, Lynette comes up with the idea of suing for full custody of Kayla. Tom asks her if she wants a fifth kid, to which Lynette replies "I didn't want the first four, but they're growing me." While out meeting her new neighbour at the supermarket, Lynette runs into Crazy right before Roseanne's sister Carolyn decides to take hostages so she can shoot her husband for cheating on her. When Carolyn tells them to be quiet, Crazy starts talking about how Lynette wants to take her daughter. But Lynette mentions how Crazy tried to seduce her husband, and BANG! Crazy gets shot and killed, causing Lynette to go off on the shooter, (Just hand the fucking Emmy to Felicity now because no one will ever come close) saying how everyone has problems but not everyone tries to shoot their husband for them. Luckily, the new neighbour threw a can at the bitch who shot my Lynette. Lynette gets grazed, gun gets out, Caroyln gets shot.
Elsewhere on Wisteria Lane Bree is the one who told Carolyn her husband was having an affair, so when she finds out Lynette, Edie, Julie and Austin are in the supermarket, she feels guilty. But she still insists on preparing the scrumptious treats for everyone at her house watching the news. She even turns on Channel 9 on in the den for those not enjoying the coverage. Always the perfect hostess. Gabrielle gets the house, but Carlos gets the contents, which Gabrielle is dead set against destroying. So Carlos tries to destroy the house. But the hostage situation makes them realise what bitter people they've become. Susan acted pathetic, and Carolyn failed to shoot a whore when Susan asked to trade places with Julie. And Dashing British Bloke Ian cancelled his flight to Paris for HER? Edie, there to pick up Austin after he put alcohol in Julie's backpack, and she still managed to berate him for stealing the cheap stuff while being stuck with the philandering husband in the office. |
