 Susan Mayer
It's a rare day when Susan gets "Housewife of the Week", but when you run around your neighbourhood in your robe yelling at your ex-husband for sleeping with your rival, throw a newspaper at the paperboy and cause him to flip over his bike, interrogate your new neighbour who has weird sounds coming from the basement at 2 a.m. and don't understand casual means "So we're not dating but can fuck each other's brains out", you get put in the running. Accidentally hit Edie Britt with your car, and the title is yours. I must gives props where props are due. Susan Mayer, you are this week's Housewife of the Week.
Other Highlights Lynette tried her best. Tom wasn't cleaning the house to her standards, so she bought a rat and set it loose. She later talked to the rat. Bree slapped her mom when she tried to get Lynette's sympathy and attention. And Gabrielle told her husband to stop with the machismo act and "Just tell him you're flattered, but that you don't swing that way." She then talked a prisoner's girlfriend out of getting implants, so Carlos got beat up. Hey, karma's a bitch, Mr. Gay Basher! And Betty lied to get drugs to drug said person in the basement. Next week is Jesse's last episode. I'm already tearing up. *sniffle* Was that Justin he was kissing in the previews? |
