Hello, I am Chiclet Boy. I'm dead now, because I became a martyr and gave my life to Islam. Praise Allah.

I'm reporting to you from Paradise along with other martyrs like myself. It's wonderful here, what with all the virgins and everything. That's fun. Too bad the virgins turned out to be two years old each and since this is eternity, they'll never grow up to be lovely teenage virgins. But that's okay, they're lovely virgins anyway and we get all we can eat at the Paradise Buffet.

I am called Chiclet Boy because of my front tooth - it looks like a Chiclet chewing gum. Actually, my mother and father are brother and sister, so the inbreeding caused a few problems. But who needs dental care when you've got VIRGINS! Praise Allah. He is almighty and knowing.

And now, you can read my continuing reports from Paradise! Updated almost every day!!! Find out what I'm doing in Paradise, what it's like, and all the fun we have here. And you'll learn what's featured at the Paradise Buffet, and more! Come read my diary! Click here to go to my diary.

Here, one of our leaders takes a break from his duty as a soldier.

Our beloved Osama Bin Laden pays tribute to Palestine in this picture. Glory to Palestine!!!

Here we have some lovely girls just drooling over getting something to drink.

This guy is really cool - he's Lord Naz and we just love him.

This picture needs no introduction. I guess the dog couldn't hold it. Praise Allah.

And finally, here is a photo of a couple of our beloved leaders. Praise Allah and pass the salt!

Many are wondering what some of the terrorists are doing lately. Here's a report: they're having sex.

And these two heroes find time to make out even though war is happening. Praise Allah and oral sex.

Well that's all for now. Reporting from Paradise....see you next time.

Love, Chiclet Boy