Well done, you've found the scrolling page, quite possibly one of the most annoying pages known to man due to the fact the whole page scrolls non-stop forever and ever and ever and there are all these annoying banners. Actually saying "well done" for finding it probably doesn't fill you with the joy you'd usually get for being heartily congratulated because this page wasn't exactly that hard to find (well, you found it didn't you? And we all know how thick you are). Also there's the fact that the initial novelty (if there was ever any at all) has now worn off and you're thinking about how sad I am for creating this page. But is that the point here, or is the real question "How sad are you as you're still reading something so obviously crap?". Exactly. We're both as sad as each other. You're also probably wondering how much longer this is going to go on for aren't you? Well, that's a bit irrelavent really because it's just going to keep repeating forever (or until your computer breaks) so I suggest you leave now. Still here? Oh my god, you've got good staying power. I'd better reward you somehow. Hmm, what could I do to make all this crap worthwhile (and lets be honest, it is crap isn't it?). Hmm, I know, how about a picture of a scantily clad women. You'd like that wouldn't you? Of course you would. Except if you're a girl you're now thinking "I wouldn't enjoy it, how about some naked blokes as well?". Sorry, no naked blokes. I know you'll enjoy it anyway because all women are lesbians, they just don't like to admit it. Oh yes they are. Stop shouting at me. Anyway, that's enough of that. Here's your reward for being the most patient person who has ever lived........................................Wait a minute, this page is on Geocities isn't it? Sorry, no reward after all as there's no nudity or pornography allowed. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!