The era has ended... for now.
Last Updated:  03/15/2006
The time has come to move on to other projects but the great memories (or scars) of the
ChickenHeadLab are forever.
Look for the next ChickenHeadLab bar on a beach in your local third world country.
KILLED BY CORRUPTION AT OSAN AIR BASE
We refused to make a payoff to Osan town patrol and were placed "forever" off-limits.  Osan's OSI refused to interview us because we can link town patrol's corruption to Osan leadership accepting payoffs to ignore open prostitution and human trafficking in the Songtan bar district.  Lt. Jason Davis, former head of town patrol and designated fall guy, was senteced to only 2 years for related crimes.
ChickenHeadLab V Songtan. South Korea Osan Air Base
02/03/2004
CLOSED DUE TO INCOME vs FREE TIME RATIO
Colonel Talliento, Camp Humphreys' squeeky clean post commander, killed business in the Anjung-ri bar district but he cleaned up the human trafficking and reduced the U.S. military leadership / Korean "mafia" corruption that continues at Osan. 
ChickenHeadLab VI  Anjeong-ri
South Korea 
Camp Humphreys
02/03/2004

ChickenHeadLab VII is operational.
Pictures and information coming soon.
ChickenHeadLab VII SECRET
03/15/2006
...the origional (toned-down version) webpage from ChickenHeadLabIV from Back In The Day when Big Mamma Air Force used to let the little airmen out of the nest.  Back then, people could drink and show boobies... aw, well, the base commander who hassled the ChickenHead got fired... probably should have been more worried about the flightline.  Anyway, the days of wild ChickenHead are over but for those of you who where there, the memory remains. 
ChickenHeadLab IV Songtan. South Korea Osan Air Base
2003
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Jonathanisms
"Pussy is for eating, not for being."
"Girls, being EQUAL to a man does not mean being the SAME as a man.."
"We do not allow faggotry... except among women."
Hey, y'all... watch THIS!  (followed by screams or groans)
"He was laid out like a crazy lady's quilt."
"You drink like old people fuck."
"You work in medical?  No?  Hmmm.  I thought you were a nurse."
"I'd pee in her butt."
"Don't think of two jellyfish fuckin' in a bucket of snot."
"Here's to pussy and gunpowder.  Live by one, die by the other.  Love the smell of both."
That made her squeel like a Japanese schoolgirl in a Hello Kitty shop.
You would make a good stunt butt for Brokeback Mountain.
This is evil... and it WILL fuck you up.
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