Funky Chicken's Reviews
Well, ok, I finnaly have got this part of the website started, trouble is,I don't have anything hardly to review.
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring: Very good-It has great special effects.  It encouges me to read the book.  The only bad thing is the ending, when I saw and it ended, most of the audience just sat there, expecting more.  That's not much of a problem because they're making two more, but I have to complain about.   If you dissagree with this rating, yell at Matt, that's his department. 
Phillip Pullman (writer of the His Dark Materials series): A clueless stupid retard who ruins books by giving them very horrible sequels.  His first two books were goo, but the last one of the series was awful, he's such a bone head.  I think even Matt is smarter than him!
Ice Breakers: Delious.  I don't care what Bunny Rabbit thinks of them, they are some of the best mints on the planet (Chickenoya and Earth)  I mean, they're just sooooooooooooo good.  They should write songs about them and movies with them in it, people should name their children after them.  They're that good.
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