| MAMA CHICKEN'S POT RESTUARANT |
| Recipies: Warning, these are very difficult. |
| Grain: |
| Ingredents grain Put one cup of grain on a plate. Garnish serves 1 |
| Warning: This is the hardest recipe and should be only performed by stupid brains that can handle so much work because really they are too stupid to realize how much work this is!!!!! |
| Start by putting sugar in a cup. Next SLOWLY put it down. NO!!!!!! STOP I SAID SLOWLY!!! PUT THE CUP DOWN BEFORE ANYONE GETS HURT!!!!!! NO STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT AHHHHH!!! |
| RUMOR ALERT! Pop star Britney Clucks is reported to have been seen at local cheese huts that are really in caves. What this means is unknown, but it's sure to unflod later on... |
| Cake: |
| Possom Stew |
| First of all, yous gotta catch yer self a dang possom. Den yous gots to roast that there little deltible on a stick for a few daze. Then ya stick the little feller in yer mouth and CRUNCH! Home cooked natural goodness! |