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Medocina Strikes Back! -as told of Bird
A group of rebels (to Medocina) suffered a very terrible death yesterday. Experts think it is because they never did sacrifice the bones of their meals to Medocina. "We had tried to get them to participate in the rituals for years and years," states one of the boys' mothers, "but they would never listen and would go off to sacrifice their souls to Youkafjfakwqx, the God of the Retards." Scientists believe that because of this action, Medocina grew jelous of Youkafjfakwqx, and killed him along with the group of rebels. Although this cannot be proven, Medocina proves it by conquering the whole world. Therefore, if you are reading this right now, don't bother, because you are under the power of Medocina and are probably already dead. |
