I could spend hours talking trash about them, but one thing that drives me nuts is this Nascar racing shit.

Let me tell you brother, that this sure isn't a sport. Of course they love to watch their number 5 drive around this track 500 times all sunday long. Believe it or not, Nascar racing is the most popular sport in America amoung middle income families. That kinda shit makes me want to move to Canada, even if it means being a communist.

For me, I like a sport with some action, Kickboxing, MMA, even basketball I can handle. but driving in circles all day... LUDACRIS!
hell, don't these morons realize that after 500 miles going 250MPH they could go from California to Nevada or somewhere cool in just a few hours? But noooooo, they end up in the same damn spot they started in!

I've never actually sat down and watch it for a period of time, but one time at my Ex-girlfriends house they were showing a rerun of an accident that happened on the news. Well when it came on I stood up and started clapping and cheering and laughing, because I don't get to see cars collide like that very often, I thought it was terrific!
Well they sure didn't seem to think so. They got all mad at me for getting exited. So I said, "Well shoot, why the hell would anyone watch cars drive around for hours on end, don't you watch hoping to get to see an accident?"
Well, you may not be surprised to find out I was looking for a new girlfriend the next day.

There are far more reasons than that this sport is silly. Who in the hell would want to spend a quarter of a million dollars on a car, only to drive it for as fast as you can and then blow up the engine, pretty much having to buy another one.

Also, have these morons even looked at the price of gas recently? At 300MPH, getting more than 8 miles per galon would be incredible. And they have like 50 cars all wasting hundreds of thousands of gallons of gas every weekend! THEY ARE TERRORISTS!
Clearly the people involved with nascar are tied in with Iraq to waste our oil so we have to buy more from overseas. We should have them arrested for terrorism. I hope our fine president reads my website.

Even worse, they don't just use regular unleaded gas like you and me. They have to use this special racing gas. That is utter bull shit. They are spending way too much money on this sack of crap wannabe sport.
I would bet you anything that if I built a texaco at the end of turn 3, that those pansys would be lined up to spend $2.50 a gallon instead of their sky high prices.

Well, i can think of alot more reasons why this sport is completely gay, but I can't list them as I'm so pissed off thinking about all those rednecks gathered together drinking beer and getting fat that it makes me sick. Goodbye.