The reason I wanted to look was because I was curious to see if any of these movies made me cry. Yes, there are some. The first time I saw bambi, I cried like a baby.

It might have been because I was 4 years old. It might have also been because they shot the mama deer half way through the movie.

THEY FUCKING SHOT HER

I mean what the fuck!? This is a kids movie made by disney. Know I know disney makes porn, that doesn't bother me. It's this bull shit about killing a mama dear. Sick bastards.

Ridiculous! Nothing is scarier than rednecks in the first place, but give them guns? What are you people thinking!

More people die in 'hunting accidents' per capita than any other kind of death. Ok, you got me, more people who attempt suicide die per capita than people who hunt, fuck you, that doesn't count.

I mean shit, the fucking vice president almost killed someone hunting. Rednecks with guns are fucking stupid.

Ok back to the point.

If you happened to look at the list, only 1 of the movies listed there had made me cry. It's also the only on that list I'd actually seen. It was 'About Schmidt'. I'll tell you why that made me cry. They had Kathy Bates in that movie stark naked. Who the fuck let that through! seriously!!! I mean of all the people who could have said, "We aren't putting that fat ugly whore in a movie, are you on drugs". Not 1 person could step up?

I mean shoot, guys who have wives that look like that drink heavily every night before coming home from work.

Ok, If you guys are really that dumb, I took one for the team and went out and found it. Here ya go!

Ok well there was 1 other movie that was on that list that would probably make me cry on the way to, during, and after the movie, that I haven't seen. And aside from an act of god, I never will. You guessed it! Brokeback Mountain. I'm not providing a link to that one, if you want to see that I hope you fucking die slowly via bunga bunga(Don't ask). It's about a couple of faggots who go camping. If you want to do that join the boyscouts, I don't ever want to see anyother movie like this again. People who like to watch that shit live in San Francisco and do all the time. I bet the producers are sitting in a bar right now saying"Guess wut Chester! Me 'n the boys here made us sum gay poorn and got an oscar! hu huck." Where are those rednecks with rifles when we need them.

Well kids, that's all you get. Adios...