What is this crap about airport security nowadays? Get real people, if the terrorists are smart enough to pull of that organised attack on September 11, a real tradgety, than they aren't so stupid as to try the same thing twice! they'll poison the water supply or something like that. Hell I could posion the water supply myself and kill 250,000 people for like 8 bucks.

I know a guy who couldn't take a wine bottle opener onto an airplane. The fuck is he gunna do with a wine opener? I could do more damage with the suicase they Let me take on the plane!

Just to emphasize this point I will now name about 25 things you can take on the plane that are Extremely dangerous(at least more so than a $2 wine opener): Hairpins, walking sticks, tampons, playing cards(I know people who could kill a dozen people with 1 deck of playing cards), dirty socks, blow dryers, hangers, babies, cigarette lighters, rubber bands, toothbrushes(people have broken out of jail with them), sleeping pills, belts, greek people, chewing gum, hornets(try it, fill a plastic cage with about 2 dozen hornets. Security won't find them, and when you let them lose on the plane, there's nothing anyone will be able to do about it.), rocks, cameras(you can make a 10,000 volt stungun from a disposable camera), Michael Jackson, glue, Buddy Holly, John Denver, or anyone from Lynard Skynard, elbows, pool cues, Vibrators, fission/hydrogen bombs(trust me, you show up at the airport with an A-bomb, they'll let you on a plane. No questions) and worst, the food they serve.

Don't worry America. I'm here for you. I have the solution.

When everyone boards the plane they are issued a Baretta 9mm, with approximately 1 hollow point bullet. That way, If anyone starts shit, they can kill 1 person, and then all 300 other people on the plane get to decide if that mother fucker needs to get offed.

Yes I know what you're thinking, "That's gunna create alot of midair death."

Wrong, everyone will be far too scared to try anything if they know that they don't have a chance to get away with it. Give me a break, 3 guys who only speak punjabi aren't gunna try and hijack a plane if they know they can only kill 3 people tops.

I hate to be the one to tell you the sad truth, but if a few guys get on my plane with box-cutters than wear turbans and say praise allah. I'm not gunna think, "Well Steve, we'll probably be ok, they might hold us for ransom".

The people on flight 93 had some balls at least.

Now you see what's wrong with our airports, and I sincerely hope you take the necessary steps to fix it.

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