Those friendly 'hobbits' as everyone likes to call them, aren't as innocent as it might seem. The writers of this movie are amoung some of the most outright racist biggots in the world. They should be killed in the most grueling mannerisms possible!

By now I've probably got you wondering why. Let me just clarify something first, this is not your normal run of the mill racism. This is something some would find laughable. However this is a very serious matter.

The Hobbits were not intended to be make believe 'hobbitses' at all. Oh No! They are indeed, MIDGETS!
you heard me correct. midgets.
Now I know what you're thinking, 'Oh well of course they're midgits, look how short they are.' It's not about how short they are, its the fact that they were made a fool of for their very existance.

Now I myself have my own personal views on the matter, that, for this discussion, I am going to set aside.

Everyone knows that midgets are not real people, more like half of a person. Although 2 midgets definitely is not the equivelent of 1 person.
I have always wanted to own a midget for my own personal uses, kind of like how NASA has monkeys. I could keep him in a cage, and feed him bananas and such, only letting him out at select times to take him for a walk around the niehborhood or if I need to give him a bath.
I'll have to keep him on a tight leash though, as to many a midget's demise has been running into the street and getting hit by a car. Or worse even, running into someone else's yard and fucking the shit out of their midget. The last thing I want is for the dwarf catchers to come and put my little man to sleep.
However, it wouldn't be all bad. I could dress him up in a little bellboy costume, and take him to the peer in San Fransisco. There he would walk up to strangers and shake their hand for a quarter or dime or whatever they will offer.

Anyway, enough about me, back to the blatant attack on humanity that has been foolishy ignored here.
Just to give you an example of how true the statements I'm making are, try it, watch the movie, but this time every time they say 'hobbit' substitute the word 'midget'. It makes our smaller friends seem ridiculous! They have worked hard in a society that has cabinets that are more then 4 feet off the ground, and where you cannot obtain a drivers license by just sitting on a phone book. After all the hardship they've gone through in the past, this kind of mockery is absolutely uncalled for.

Not only are they some of the weakest creatures around according to everyone else in this movie, but they have this prison where they are forced to live out their days. This prison is known as the 'Shire', and you can be for certain that midgets do not want to become outcasts forced to live all alone in a place filled with round doors. Anyway, I hope you understand more about this treachory, and join me in protest of this movie.