Harry Potter 3
The truly invigorating story of June Fourth.
Ok, it all started the morning of June third. Before school I had bugged my mom all morning about getting tickets for the next day, before they sold out. She then called my dad who was in Wisconsin at the time, and asked him if he wanted to see it. He said yeah, and so we planned to see the movie on the fifth. I was soooooooo excited. All I could talk about was Harry Potter that day. I'm pretty sure my friends got sick of it, but thankfully, they didn't ruin my excitement.
So, the next day, June fourth, also the last day of school, I went home thinking about Harry Potter. I thought about the new director the movie had and didn't really think anyone could mess up the movies. I was dead wrong.
My dad came home early that day and decided to take us all out to see the movie.I stared at my ticket when he handed it to me and thought of how I kept the other two. I knew that I would be saving this one as well.
As I sat down to watch the movie I turned around and I think I saw my Science teacher. I got excited about this, because he's really hot. Finally, the movie started showing previews and such. When the movie was starting, I instantly noticed something different about the intro. Instead of flying through the clouds like normal, the screen showed a candle behind the letters WB. I was a little weirded out by this, but it wasn't enough to make me suspicious.
As the movie went on, I continuously scoffed and had an expression of anger on my face. The movie wasn't following the book at all! It was totally out of order. I once caught my self dropping my jaw and making an annoyed little whimper. I couldn't stand the complete cornyness of the entire structure. It was like a nightmare living before my eyes. In the end, I got confused. He got a firebolt in the end, and I freaking knew that it got confiscated in the beginning and given back in the end, but noooo, Alfonso Crackhead decided to make it even cornier by making the end freeze on Daniel's face. WHAT IDIOCY! I will never buy the DVD or VHS to this movie, they better remake it, and Alfonso crackhead better not be directing the next movie. Harry Potter 4 is my favorite HP book! I will cry if he does.
If you haven't seen the movie and you are a heavy Harry Potter reader, like me, I suggest you bring a can, so you can throw up or piss in it. Goodluck(here's my attempted Star Trek hand sign thing.) | | \ / | | (look at it close!)
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