Theory: Compensation
Men with bigger toys (extremely lifted trucks, HUGE tires, etc) usually have a small dick. And the more they brag about their toys (quads, motorcycles, guns, etc) the smaller they really are.
Theory: Dick Length
The height of a man SHOULD be proportional to the size of his dick. Example: a 5' to 5'5" should be about five inches. A guy 5'6" to 6' should be about six inches. BUT there are expectations to every rule. A many 5'10" can be eight inches or he could be two inches. This theory is still in the testing stages.
Theory: Long Distance Relationships NEVER Work!
Distance might not be the major cause of the break up, BUT it almost always plays a part. No matter how 'in love' you are, the fact that you can't see each other will eventually drive you bonkers. Besides that, they extremely high phone bills eventually won't be worth it. Actually, all of the shit you go through (petty fights, tears from missing them and conflicts within yourself) just isn't worth it!
Theory: Nerds Are Bigger
Have you ever noticed that nerdier guys tend to carry a larger package than a jock? Now, this isn't proven for EVERY guy who is a nerd. It must be that since they tend to lack muscles, God gave them another gift. Instead of having muscles and incredibly good looks, God decided to give them a brain and well, huge dicks. Next time when a nerd asks you out, go with them. Please, go with them. Don't trash them down because of their dorky glasses or their suspenders. Just remember what lays under those pants. It's usually an anaconda!
Theory: Karma
Karma works in mysterious ways. When everything's going right in your life, it seems like something bad happens to bring you back down to reality; you know, so you don't get caught in a dream world. On the other hand, when bad thing after bad thing is happening in your life, and you think it can't get any worse, sometimes it does (we'll admit that), but almost always something good happens to give you hope again. Karma also works in the way that bad people get what's coming to them and good people have a good life. If you do something bad to someone, it's going to come back to haunt you, and if you're the person that was hurt, something good will come to you to help you recover from that pain. This theory is accepted by many people, but there are still some critics of it. They'll get what's coming to them. :)
Theory: Zodiac Signs and Their Accuracy
For the most part, the zodiac signs are quite accurate. They can describe people very accurately, but some people will say that they are wrong. For the most part, though, the foundations of each zodiac sign are quite accurate, but most people do disagree with traits that are added onto those foundations. In terms of their accuracy about compatibility between people of different signs, they are almost always correct. We say almost always because there are ALWAYS exceptions to the rules. Sometimes an Aries and a Taurus will get along (and won't be doomed to fail), even though most zodiac charts do say that they aren't compatible; and sometimes a Leo and a Sagittarius won't get along, even though the charts all say that they're supposed to (because they're both Fire signs). So, there are always exceptions to the rules, and even though the zodiac signs are widely trusted to be accurate, there are times when they're not.
Theory: Female Aries Aura
Have you notice that your female Aries friends turn head after head after head? With myself being an Aries, I actually started thinking about it. When the Aries woman walks by, men will look. She may not notice it, but they do. The reason is guys KNOW that she�s always horny. That Aries aura is basically the horny/nympho aura. Guys pick up on that. Whether they know it or not (more than likely they don�t�. But that�s beside the point) the can pick right up on if a chicka is a nympho or not. Hello, what is on every guys mind every five seconds?! SEX! No wonder their heads turn when an Aries women walks by. They know she�ll put out!
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