Jennifer was always interested in the �bad boy� or �punk� type. And that was just the type of guy Charles was. He was more punk than anything else. He had this hella hot friend, Ray, who had a lot of piercings. I�m talking A LOT! He had his ears stretched wide enough so a pen would fit through the hole, his eyebrow, his tongue, his lip� Just all kinds of piercings! Plus he had a few tattoos, too. One night, they were all kickin� it at Charles� house when Jennifer found out something quite interesting�
Ray: Yeah, I also have my dick pierced.
Jennifer: *really surprised* You have what?!
Ray: Yeah, it�s called a Prince Albert
Jennifer: Oh, I see� Wow, you�re crazy.
Ray: Yeah, want to see it? I�ll show it to you if you want me to.
Jennifer: Uh� I�d love to, but what about Charles?
Charles: *walks into the room* What about me?
Jennifer: Oh, Ray just offered me to see his dick piercing.
Charles: *gets a little mad* Go for it! Let him fucking show you that he has his
dick pierced! I don�t care! Might as well go fuck him too! My room isn�t being used� *walks back out of the room*
Ray: Well, he did say you can look at it� *starts to unbutton his pants*
Jennifer: *cough* As much as I�d like to see it, maybe another time hun� *walks out of the room to try and find Charles*
Moral of the story is if it pisses your boyfriend off that you want to see his best friend�s dick, even if it is pierced, it�s not a good idea to look at it! Just say no, maybe when I�m single and leave the room. It�ll make your jealous boyfriend a hell of a lot happier!
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