Jennifer dated this ghetto white boy for awhile. His name is Jay. Jen and Jay could talk for hours upon hours every day. That�s the main reason why they decided to hook up. Well, Jen was over at Jay�s house (he lived in the ghetto, really he did, just ask Kelly) and they started kissing and making out and well, you know what Jennifer wanted! So, Jay goes over to put a condom on. It takes him, no joke, five minutes at least. By then, Jen is bored and is just ready to go to sleep. Jay FINALLY gets it on and is ready to go. Jen is really excited because she hasn�t had sex in awhile and she just can�t wait! Jay is on top.
Jennifer: Is it in?
Jay: Yeah� All the way.
Jennifer: Oh� ok, then�
Kid you not� This guy�s dick was two inches hard. Hello, she couldn�t feel it! A fucking mouse wouldn�t be able to feel his dick enter her! You see, his ex girlfriend said that he was a horrible lay before hand, but Jen didn�t think twice about it. Yeah, no kidding that chicka dumped his ass! Not only did he have a small dick, but he didn�t have any motion whatsoever! It was just horrible and then some. Jennifer�s pinky finger could have gotten the job done a hell of a lot better than what Jay�s dick would have. Incase you�re wondering, she did fake those orgasms!
Moral of the story is if your boyfriend has a tiny dick and the motion of the ocean just isn�t there, you can do one of two things. You can be a hoochie like Jennifer was and leave his lame ass or you can take the patience to teach him how to use his dick so you can get off, too and not just self help yourself after he�s done and asleep.
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