Jennifer was dating Jesse. There were millions of things about him that she loved. His awesome personality, his damn sexiness and his massive beast of course. One of the things she didn�t like about him was his huge balls� You see, they were gigantic or enormous, they were GINORMOUS! He would stretch them out all of the time. And when we are talking stretch, we are talking like a foot at least. Honestly, he could pull them all the way up to his belly button. Swear to God. If Jennifer could take a picture of them, she would. Oh, she would. They hung as long as he was limp and he was still damn good sized when he was limp. Even when they are having sex, Jennifer can feel them slap her occasionally. Just depends on how hard Jesse is pounding! *wink*
They got to talking about why his balls were so huge. Honestly, Jennifer usually doesn�t notice guys� balls because they aren�t all that big or get in the way. Anyways, they came up with the conclusion that the reason he has such huge balls is because he stopped wearing whitie tighties when he was seven or so. And he also never has worn tight pants (such as Wranglers). So, his balls have always had the chance to hang freely. Even when he had PE in High School, guys would be like �Hey Jess, your balls are showing�� And he�d have to put them back in his shorts.
Moral of the story is if you guys don�t want huge balls that dangle, then wear either whitie tighties or tight pants. Enough said.
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