Stupid Bug
    Down in OC, Kelly, Jennifer and Zerkel shared a hotel room.  There were two beds.  Of course, Jennifer and Zerkel slept together.  The girls had woken up and wanted to get Zerkel up because they wanted to get a decently early head start back up to Nor Cal.  Jennifer tried EVERYTHING and it just didn�t work!  She bounced on the bed, shook him and even tried to tickle him!  Well, while she was tickle him, the following happened.  Honestly, it happened.
Jennifer: *puts fingers in Zerkel�s ear*  Wake up! 
Zerkel: *slaps his ear*  *mutters: Stupid bug�*
*the girls start laughing*
Jennifer: *pinches Zerkel all over*
Zerkel: Ow�  Damn bug is biting me *mutters in his sleep*
At this point, the girls are just bustin� up laughing!  They can�t control it!  AND Zerkel just keeps snoozing away!  Finally, Jennifer tries to shake him again�
Zerkel: Wow, the ocean is bad�  Don�t go on cruises� *mutters in his sleep*
After about an hour of torturing the poor guy, he finally wakes up.  Both of the chickas are just laughing their asses off.  When they tell him what he did, he denies the entire thing and says that he was awake the ENTIRE time.  *coBULLuSHIT!gh* 

Moral of the story is when a friend does something funky like that, get a video camera or take some pictures of that as proof!  You know they are going to try and deny everything you say.
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