It all started when one night, Kelly was talking to Charlie, and happened to mention that her ass was sore...and well, we'll take it from there. *Note: the conversation comes from how she remembered it...it's not exact, by any standards.*
K: My ass is really sore right now...*laughs*
C: Haha...why, did you end up going to jail?
K: Ummm, no...I've just been working out with Gia alot, and yesterday, I worked alot on my ass and thighs...and besides that, if I did go to jail, I'd be with other women, so why would my ass hurt? haha
C: Well, what if they had dildos? *laughs*
K: They barely allow anything in jails, so why would they allow dildos? *laughs*
C: What if one of the inmates had an outside person bake them a cake with the dildo in it? Then they could eat around the dildo, wash it off...and there ya go, you'd have a dildo. *laughs*
K: Wow, that's very creative....that'd be alot of effort just to have a dildo inside a jail cell! *laughs*
And that, my friends, is what inspired Jennifer to plan on baking Kelly a cake with a dildo in it. Why? Who knows. This Bitch still doesn't understand quite why, but oh well. Remember, these chickas' brains work in very, VERY odd ways.
Moral of the Story: Ask your friends if they'd ever bake you a cake with a dildo in it. That's the only way to know if they're a true friend or not. ONLY a true friend would bake you a cake with a sex toy in it. :) So, show your friends what a true friend you are, and bake them a cake with a dildo in it!
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