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| The Whore House | ||||||||||
| Almost every night, Jennifer lays down to sleep she asks God for advice. Three days in a row, she woke up singing PIMP by 50 Cent. She took this as that she needed to open a whorehouse and become a pimptress. The only problem was she didn�t have any hoes to pimp out. So, she asked Kelly. Jen was willing to let the profits be 50/50, but Kelly wanted 70/30� This was a little outrages since Jen would have to find some clients, but then again, Kelly would be the one actually doing the acts� So, they finally agreed on 60/40. A good friend of Jennifer�s, Bob Jim, said that he would even do the advertising for the place. He would break into the high school in town and write in the grass, using this chemical that would last for seven years, telling everyone how to get a hold of Jennifer to set up an appointment with one of her whores. Now all Jennifer needs is a huge house for her to run her business. Any ideas? Moral of the story is when God gives you a sign, go with it! |
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