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| Hillbilly Mafia | ||||||||||
| Up in dem hills over yonder, lays a bunch of hillbillies. Some of them are actually smart enough to form a Mafia. Since most of the people in dem hills are inbred, pretty much everyone is in the Mafia. You see, dem hills are close to where Jennifer lives. Hella small towns are up in dem hills. Anyways� This Hillbilly Mafia is a horrible thing. Most of them stay drunk and carry around their shotguns. And if you do harm to one of their family members, they don�t just put you through hell, they kill your pigs, pluck the feathers out of your chickens, smash all of your eggs and then they poke the eyes out of your cows. They mean business� Hillbillies can hold grudges for a long time. Ever heard of the McCoy�s and the Hatfield�s? If so, enough said� If not, these families feuded for ages. It wouldn�t surprise me if they still were to this day. The moral of the story is DON�T MESS WITH HILLBILLIES! Especially the ones in the Mafia. They don�t just take out you and your family; they go after your hogs too! |
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