Sorry, my boyfriend just likes to hump�.
    Jennifer actually dated a nymph, just like her!  His name was Charles.  One night, Kelly and Jennifer was at their friend�s, Gia�s house.  Charles came over and they were all hanging out.  Well, Charles was laying next to Kelly.  When all of a sudden, he started humping her leg!  Out of nowhere, he started humping her leg! 
Gia: What are you doing?!  Stop violating my friend!
Charles: You are just upset that you aren�t getting any action either!
     So Charles goes and starts humping Gia�s leg�  Now, Jennifer is in shock and doesn�t know what to do!  She tries telling him to knock it off, but he doesn�t.  She eventually has to pull him off of the poor girls.  Charles goes and lays back down next to Kelly and every once in awhile he would hump her leg, but she would just yell at him and he would eventually stop.
     The next day, Jennifer goes over to Charles� house.  Well, she had forgotten something at Gia�s house, so the two chickas stop by Charles� house to give it to Jennifer.  As Kelly is trying to back out of the driveway, Charles runs to the end of the ca and proceeds to hump it�  Poor, poor car�

The moral of the story is to give your boyfriend enough sex so he doesn�t go around humping your friends�  Or their car for that matter!
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