I Can Have a Surgery to get That Put On...
    One of Jennifer�s favorite saying is �Suck my dick�.  Now, even though she knows she doesn�t have one, it�s still really funny to see people�s expressions when she says it or their comebacks that they have.  One of her guy friends told her that �I can�t since you don�t have one� so she comes right back with the �I can have surgery to put that on��  Now, this took him off guard so he just shut up and let it be�  Later he just shook his head and said �Jen, that�s just wrong�  Just wrong��

Moral of the story is go for the shock factor!  Come back with things that will leave them all speechless!
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