| The Tigger Toy | |||||||||
| One day when Jennifer was visiting Fred, he gave her a present. Just to show her that he loved her. Well, it was a Tigger Toy! They had an inside joke about Pooh Bear, Tigger and of course, Thumper. You see, Jennifer had a habit of calling people Pooh Head, you know, instead of shit head. Well, Fred started calling her Tigger Head. Now, this Tigger toy was really awesome. If you pressed down on Tigger�s head, it would start bouncing and sing a little song. Once Jennifer got back to the dorms, she had to show everyone! They all thought it was cute. In fact, almost every time Scoot would come over, he would press down on Tigger�s head! Kelly on the other hand lived with Jennifer and found it rather annoying� She threatened Jennifer many of times that she was going to throw the �damn annoying thing out the fucking window�. (That was pretty much a direct quote from Kelly mind you) But the Tigger toy continued to stand on Jennifer�s desk until it had to be packed away when Jennifer and Kelly moved out. Moral of the story is if you really want to annoy someone, get them something really cute that makes noise and would get old really fast! Like when Kelly has kids, EVERYTHING Jennifer gets for them will be loud and obnoxious! Muhahahahhaha!!!!! |
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